
Women have push-up bra’s to add cleavage. And control top devices to hide belly and butt chunk. It’s about damn time men had something. So Croatian designer Roland Lodoli invented Push Up Pants.
Perfect for every man with a, um, modest sized penis.
Or any guy who wants their little friend to look bigger. I don’t want to start a debate here, but I’m guessing that’s like 97.4% of men.
(Tommy Lee, Ron Jeremy & our own Big Dickus excluded of course.)
So how does this miracle bulge underwear produce magic? A special pocket inside thrusts your schlong, junk, pecker up and out. Giving the appearance of size.
If you’re comfortable wearing snug undies, you can appear to have a bigger package. As a bonus, you’ll also do away with the annoying problem of side pipe. So far, these briefs have been selling very well.
Push up pants for men? Well, it might be anti-climatic for the ladies and false advertising once they come off. But it’s no different then when a Wonderbra is undone. So I say, wear them if you want them.